Is it a shirt? Or is it a dress? No you are both confused it's Superman.
Do you have an estranged once loved one in your life? Do you feel lonely at nights and need someone to touch your skin in a non sexual way, without making you dirty. Then all you need is Estranged wear to smother your face in. So now you can sleep well, with your new replacement less chatty but less annoying new clothing best friend.